149	Adam Quinn		When you're fairly apathetic you can solve almost any problem.
148	Naldo Montoya		Barry... a riot's just a party you didn't know you were throwing.
147	Roxette		Tasty like a raindrop...
146	Dr. Carol Marcus		Let me show you something that will make you feel young, as when the world was new.
145	James T. Kirk		Young... I feel young.
144	Buck George	BUCK	A nice, pithy tagline should go here, but I think it will be a random quote of mine.
143	Van Halen	PHOTO	While she watches I can never be free—such good photography!
142	Anonymous		Procrastinators make the world go 'round... eventually.
141	Buck George	BUCK	You can't expect too much out of a Monday
140	René Magritte	PHOTO	Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
139	Isabelle [from <i>Hugo</i> (2011), played by Chloe Grace Moretz]	PHILO	This might be an adventure... and I never had one before.
138	Alice Eve		"Like" is a helpful word. It vocalizes the comma.
137	Maggie (r.e. Water Droplet Man, 1/9/17)	POET	He looks like dirty water on a blank place at the end of time.
136	Buck George	BUCK	Being a programmer is a lot like being a janitor. Somebody is always coming along and pissing on your work.
135	Leonard Cohen	POET	"Poetry" is the verdict that others give to a certain kind of writing.
134	Tom Sachs	PHOTO	Creativity is the enemy.
133	A.J. Todd	PHILO	The real story is in the margins.
132	Emily Dickinson (last words)	POET	I must go in. The fog is rising.
131	David Hockney (from Visiting with Huell Howser, KCET)	PHOTO	You always need a bit of low-tech.You always need a pair of scissors, it seems to me. You can do better things.... The high-tech, somehow, you do have to combine it with low-tech things.
130	ancient Buckzen proverb	BUCK	One must learn to find his own silence amongst the noise.
129	Buck George	BUCK	People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.
128	Thomas Merton	PHOTO	Each particular being, in its individuality, its concrete nature and entity, with all its own characteristics and its private qualities and its own inviolable identity, gives glory to God by being precisely what He wants it to be here and now, in the circumstances ordained for it by His Love and His infinite Art.
127	Brian Eno (Oblique Strategies)	PHILO	The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten.
126	Thomas Merton	PHOTO	There is not a flower that opens, not a seed that falls into the ground, and not an ear of wheat that nods on the end of its stalk in the wind that does not preach and proclaim the greatness and the mercy of God to the whole world.
125	Holden Caulfield	NULL	I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
124	Leonardo da Vinci	PHOTO	Where the spirit does not work with the hand, there is no art.
123	Albert Camus	PHILO	Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.
122	Vincent van Gogh	PHOTO	If you hear a voice within you say, "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
121	Pablo Picasso	PHOTO	Inspiration exists, but it must find you working.
120	Plato	PHILO	We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
119	Dorothea Lange	PHOTO	The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.
118	A.J. Todd	PHILO	The acceptance of imperfection is a grace.
117	Noam Chomsky	POET	Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
116	Victor Wooten	MUSIC	Lessons are good but there's a lot inside of us that can be pulled out.
115	David Berlinski	PHILO	No man is obliged to be what he might have been.
114	IBM	CSCI	Other product and service names might be trademarks of IBM or other companies.
113	Sylvia Plath	POET	The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.
112	Jack Hamm	PHOTO	The artist is the creator and what is seen is simply raw material... The optical is always optional.
111	Noam Chomsky	PHILO	Education is a system of imposed ignorance.
110	Leonard Cohen	POET	better than poetry / is my poetry / which refers / to everything / that is beautiful and / dignified, but is / neither of these itself
109	Leonard Cohen	POET	There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.
108	Robert Frank	PHOTO	Black and white are the true colors of photography. They symbolize the hope and despair to which mankind is forever subject.
107	The Wallflowers	MUSIC	I can't get the girl with the Spanish tears out of my mind.
106	Leonard Cohen	PHILO	It's been a long time since I've stood on a stage in London. Was about 14 or 15 years ago, I was 60 years old, just a kid with a crazy dream. Since then I've taken a lot of Prozac, Paxil, Wellbutrin, Effexor, Ritalin, Focalin. I've also studied deeply in the philosophies and the religions, but cheerfulness kept breaking through.
105	Maggie	NULL	Daddy, the next time you have a surprise, get a doll. A princess doll.
104	Harry Callahan	PHOTO	The mystery isn't in the technique, it's in each of us.
103	Walker Evans	PHOTO	Stare. It is the way to educate your eye, and more. Stare, pry, listen, eavesdrop. Die knowing something. You are not here long.
102	Brassai	PHOTO	The purpose of art is to raise people to a higher level of awareness than they would otherwise attain on their own.
101	Bob Dylan	PHILO	You say you lost your faith, but that's not where it's at. You had no faith to lose and you know it.
100	Steven Soderbergh	NULL	It's become absolutely horrible the way the people with the money decide they can fart in the kitchen.
99	Jackson Browne		What you see revealed within the anger is worth the pain.
98	Tony L. Corbell	PHOTO	Everyone needs to work to create their own voice... but please use good grammar.
97	Joe McNally	NULL	Seems [Google] management figured out it is cheaper, happier and more productive to take care of their employees and create a positive work environment than to burn them to a crisp, make them afraid of the future, and send them off into the highways and byways of California in search of a Taco Bell for lunch.
96	St. Augustine	CSCI	The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.
95	Victor Wooten	MUSIC	You are never more than a half-step away from a right note.
94	Carlos Santana	MUSIC	If you're afraid of your feelings then you shouldn't be a musician. How do you find your own voice? Learn to get out of your own way.
93	Eric Clapton	MUSIC	I'm an egomaniac with an inferiority complex.
92	Rich Mullins	PHILO	Psycho-babble is that language spoken by sailors who have become so interested in navigating their way around their boat that they have forgotten to read the stars and sea. They may be able to get from the galley to the head but will be lost in their journey from point to port.
91	Anonymous	NULL	It should be dark by nightfall.
90	Buck George	BUCK	The other pastures are greener because more cows have been crapping on them.
89	Buck George	BUCK	You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.
88	Buck George	BUCK	Make every Daily Double a true Daily Double, and live every day as if it's Final Jeopardy.
87	Jack's boss	PHOTO	Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?
86	Jack	PHILO	This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
85	Buck George	BUCK	I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
84	Buck George	BUCK	I love a good non sequitur.
83	St. Francis de Sales	PHILO	Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset.
82	Anonymous	CSCI	Declare variables, not war.
81	Scott Black	NULL	You know, the Germans spoke Nazi.
80	Henry David Thoreau	PHILO	The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
79	German proverb	PHILO	So fängt es immer an. [It always begins this way.]
78	Buck George	BUCK	Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.
77	G.K. Chesterton	PHILO	It is absurd for the Evolutionist to complain that it is unthinkable for an admittedly unthinkable God to make everything out of nothing, and then pretend that it is more thinkable that nothing should turn itself into everything.
76	G.K. Chesterton	PHILO	The madman is not the man who has lost his reason. The madman is the man who has lost everything except his reason.
75	George Orwell, 1984	PHILO	Being in a minority, even a minority of one, did not make you mad. There was truth and there was untruth, and if you clung to the truth even against the whole world, you were not mad.
74	G.K. Chesterton	PHILO	The aim in opening one's mind, is the same as in opening one's mouth—to shut it again on something both solid and nourishing.
73	Fr. Dwight Longenecker	PHILO	Like the dog who barks at the train, I bark not because I expect the train to stop, but because I am a dog.
72	Buck George	BUCK	There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.
71	Matt Cuda	NULL	Daughters are fun and they don't pee in your face when you change them.
70	anonymous	NULL	Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
69	Jeff Kinard	NULL	Cats don't have masters, they have staff.
68	Buck George	BUCK	Woodstock's over. It's okay to go home and wash off the mud.
67	Angie	NULL	I just wanted to share some space with you.
66	Jann Arden	MUSIC	Every voice inside my head is telling me to run like mad!
65	Kernighan and Plauger, The Elements of Programming Style	CSCI	Don't patch bad code—rewrite it.
64	Michael Kennedy, professor of History, High Point University	NULL	There is no way in hell that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
63	James Herriot	NULL	No animal is a better judge of comfort than a cat....
62	Albert Einstein	NULL	I have no special talents, I am only passionately curious.
61	Buck George, I think (this sounds too good to be me)	BUCK	Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.
60	Johnny Cash	NULL	You know, the man's best friend is his dog... if he's got nothing else.
59	bumper sticker	NULL	Visualize whirlled peas.
58	Jim Rockford	PHILO	This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message. I'll get back to you.
57	Buck George	BUCK	The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.
56	Isaac Newton	PHILO	I do not know what I appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on a seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay undiscovered before me.
55	Mark Twain	NULL	First get your facts; and then you can distort them at your leisure.
54	Bertie Wooster	NULL	You can't be a successful dictator and design women's underclothing.
53	Roderick Spode	NULL	Nothing stands between us and our victory except defeat!
52	ELO	CSCI	I met someone who looks a lot like you. She does the things you do. But she is an IBM.... She tells me that she likes me very much but when I try to touch, she makes it all too clear.... Maybe one day I'll feel her cold embrace, and kiss her interface. Till then, I'll leave her alone.
51	Butch Cassidy (as played by Paul Newman)	PHILO	I've got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
50	Paul Simon	MUSIC	You read your Emily Dickinson, and I my Robert Frost. And we note our place with bookmarkers that measure what we've lost.
49	General Chuck Yeager	NULL	Unfortunately, many people do not consider fun an important item on their daily agenda. For me, that was always high priority in whatever I was doing.... If I auger in tomorrow, it won't be with a frown on my face. I've had a ball.
48	The Who	MUSIC	I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked the Beatles. I asked Timothy Leary but he couldn't help me either. They call me the seeker.
47	Ben Shelander, flight instructor	NULL	Let's head toward those clouds over there.
46	Werner Heisenberg	NULL	The more precisely the position is determined, the less precisely the momentum is known in this instant, and vice versa.
45	Paul Simon	MUSIC	The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls, and whispered in the sounds of silence.
44	Green Day	MUSIC	Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
43	Green Day	MUSIC	I read the graffitti in the bathroom stall like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall.... It didn't say much but it only confirmed that the center of the earth is the end of the world.
42	Green Day	MUSIC	I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
41	Ernest T. Bass	NULL	I talks through my nose so'st I can talk whilst I eat.
40	Homer Simpson, improvising lyrics to Chumbawumba's "Tubthumper"	MUSIC	I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a chocolate drink. And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink.
39	Harvey Danger	MUSIC	Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring!
38	Albert Einstein	NULL	It is important for the common good to foster individuality: for only the individual can produce the new ideas which the community needs for its continuous improvement and requirements—indeed, to avoid sterility and petrification.
37	Chuck Yeager (as played by Sam Shepard)	NULL	Sometimes you get a pooch that can't be screwed.
36	Bob Cecil (13013)	NULL	Be sincere whether you mean it or not.
35	Bob Cecil (13013)	NULL	Fanaticism is redoubling your efforts when you've lost sight of your goals.
34	R. Andrew Mitchum, Ph.D.	PHILO	Don't think of prayer as an obligation, think of it as opportunity.
33	William Shakespeare, on computer programming (Macbeth, Act I, scene vii)	CSCI	Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return to plague the inventor.
32	Hercule Poirot	NULL	The impossible cannot have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearance.
31	Kilgore Trout's father	NULL	My boy, you are descended from a long line of determined, resourceful, microscopic tadpoles—champions every one.
30	Kilgore Trout	NULL	Ting-a-ling! Ting-a-ling!
29	Charles de Mar	NULL	I have been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.
28	Charles de Mar (on skiing)	NULL	Go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
27	Charles de Mar	NULL	This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
26	Buck George	BUCK	We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
25	Albert Einstein	PHILO	The important thing is to not stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day.
24	Albert Einstein	PHILO	Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
23	Albert Einstein	PHILO	It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
22	Douglas Adams	NULL	A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely fool proof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
21	Sarah McLachlan	MUSIC	What is it in me that refuses to believe this isn't easier than the real thing?
20	Dianne Chambers	NULL	Thoughts can't cross your mind, Sam. The bridge is out!
19	Toto	MUSIC	I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become.
18	Charlie Brown	NULL	Don't you know a sarcasm when you hear it?
17	Lucy van Pelt	NULL	Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie-Browniest.
16	front of a T-shirt	NULL	I left the house for this!?
15	front of a T-Shirt	CSCI	There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
14	Buck George	BUCK	When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.
13	Steve Wozniak	CSCI	Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window.
12	Albert Einstein	NULL	Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
11	Albert Einstein	NULL	E=mc2
10	Kurt Vonnegut (Jr.)	NULL	The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of the zipper on the fly of God Almighty.
9	Cook Out marquee	NULL	Meticulously prepared chargrilled chicken oreo shakes.
8	Mark Twain	NULL	Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.
7	Yogi Berra	NULL	Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there.
6	Woody Allen	NULL	It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
5	Groucho Marx	NULL	Before I speak, I have something important to say.
4	Chinese fortune cookie	NULL	Do not follow the instructions of this fortune.
3	Paul Simon	PHOTO	Long ago it must be, I have a photograph.
2	Jack Hamm	PHOTO	What in life is more important than people? Take people away and there's not much left. Take people out of art and art becomes lonesome.
1	Bob Krist	PHOTO	Carrying a camera on vacation pretty much guarantees you won't see anything worth shooting.